Blonde inventions

  • The water-proof towel
  • Glow in the dark sunglasses
  • Solar powered flashlights
  • Submarine screen doors
  • A book on how to read
  • Inflatable dart boards
  • A dictionary index
  • Mechanical Pencil sharpeners
  • Powdered water
  • Pedal-powered wheel chairs
  • Waterproof tea bags
  • The helicopter ejector seat

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.
— Groucho Marx

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