Q. Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A. Practice.

Q. Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?

A. To cover the valve stem.

Q. Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?

A. It takes too long to retrain them.

Q. Whats the difference between a blonde and a guy?

A. The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q. How is a blonde like peanut-butter?

A. They spread for the bread.

Q. Whats the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?

A. The magician has a cunning array of stunts.