I knew a blonde that was so stupid that…….
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice
box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted
to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to
death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around
the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus
twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign
that said "Airport Left" she turned around
and went home
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Aug
Additional Jokes From "Blonde"
- Bllllonnndddee
- Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
- Blondes Making Kool-Aid
- How to handle the police
- Blonde on the Run
- M&Ms factory
- Like GST
- Buying drinks at a bar
- The angry preacher…
- Blonde and 747 Difference
- Haircut
- Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
- Three doors
- Short Blonde, Tarzan and Elephant jokes.