A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is greeted by St. Peter.

Welcome! he says. Because we are currently operating at 99% capacity, we can only let a limited number of souls into heaven. Therefore, you must answer my questions correctly to gain entrance.

Okay, says the blonde.

Heres your question: name two days of the week
that begin with the letter T.

Thats easy. Today and tomorrow!

Well, thats not the answer I was thinking of, but Ill give you another question. How many seconds are there in a year?

Thats easy. Twelve!

Twelve?

January second, February second, March second —

Okay, okay. I can see you misunderstood this question as well.
Well, Okay. Ill give you one more chance. Whats Gods name?

Thats easy. Ollie !

Ollie ?

You know — Our Father, who art in heaven, Ollie be thy name…