Old and New Jokes

There was a Chinese dude, a Mexican dude, and a Blonde dude. The Chinese dude says, What?!! Sushi again? If I have to eat sushi for lunch again, Im gonna jump off a building! Then the Mexican dude says, What?!! Tacos again? If I have to eat tacos for lunch again, Im gonna jump off a building too! And then finally, the Blonde dude says, What?!! A sandwich again? If I have to eat a sandwich for lunch again, Im gonna jump off a building also! At the funeral, the wife of the Chinese dude said, If I knew you didnt like sushi, I wouldnt have made it for you anymore! Then the wives of the Mexican dude said, If we knew you didnt like tacos, we wouldnt have made it for you anymore! And everyone in tears looks at the Blonde dudes wife. All she had to say was, What?!! HE MADE HIS OWN LUNCH!!!!!