Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Milwalkee and goes to the bartender, Give me ANYTHING BUT Coors!!

And the bartender is like Dude, this is Colorado, we ONLY sell Coors here! And the man is like But I have to drink something OTHER than Coors!!

See, last night I drank a case of Coors, and I blew chunks!!

And the bartender says Man, anyone who drank a case of ANY BEER would blow chunks!!

And the man replies No, you dont understand, Chunks is my dog!