This couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldnt wait to go out into town and party with his old buddies, so he says to his new wife,Honey, Ill be right back …

Where are you going, coochie coo …? asked the wife.

Im going to the bar, pretty face. Im going to have a beer.

The wife says to him, You want a beer my love?

Then she opens the door to the refrigerator and shows him 25 different kinds of beer brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband doesnt know what to do, and the only thing that he can think of saying is, Yes, loolie loolie … but the bar … you know … the frozen glass …

He didnt get to finish the sentence, when the wife interrupts him by saying, You want a frozen glass, puppy face?

She takes a huge beer mug out of the freezer so frozen that she was getting chills holding it.

The husband, looking a bit pale, says, Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors doeuvres that are really delicious … I wont be long. Ill be right back. I promise. OK?

You want hors doeuvres, poochi pooh?

She opens the oven and takes out 15 dishes of different hors doeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in a blanket, mushroom caps, pork, strips, etc …

But, sweet honey … at the bar … you know … the swearing, the dirty words and all that …

You want swearing, cutie pie? … HERE, DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR FROZEN FUCKING MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING SNACKS! YOU AINT GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, ASSHOLE?!?!