Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

So, he said, I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe.

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000.

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Leon, and stated Now then, Im returning $5,000, and were going to decide this case strictly on its merits.

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