Old and New Jokes

A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.

Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.



Oh, my, exclaimed the lady, Come on, Ill clean you!

She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter.



She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird.



Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.

And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale.



She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling… Pssssst…Hey, lady!



Yes? she responded.

Do you have a Kleenex? asked the voice from the bushes.



No, not anymore, she answered.

Damn! Have ya seen any Ducks?