Bubba, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Bubba if he would paint her in the nude. This was the first time anyone had made this request. The beautiful lady said money was no object; she was willing to pay $50,000. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Bubba asked the lady to wait while he went in the house and conferred with BettyJo, his wife (and first cousin). In a few minutes he returned and said to the lady, Okay, Ill paint ya nekkid, but Ill have ta leave my socks on, sos I can have sumplace to wipe my brushes…