** EARTH FIRST! Well strip mine the other planets later.

** If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

** No, I dont have a license to kill; its just a learners permit.

** Stop repeat offenders. Dont re-elect.

** Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

** Taxation WITH representation Aint so hot, either!

** White water… Its all over when the First Lady sings.

** Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?