The phone rings at FBI headquarters. Hello?

Hello, is this the FBI?

Yes. What do you want?

Im calling to report my neighbor, Adrian Johnson! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.

Thank you very much for the call, sir.

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Johnsons house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.

The phone rings at Johnsons house. Hello?

Hey, Adrian! Did the FBI come?

Yeah!

Did they chop your firewood?

Yep

Great, now its your turn to call. I need my garden plowed.