06
Dec

Cannibal lunch…

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, You know, I just cant seem to get a tender Missionary. Ive baked them, Ive roasted them, Ive stewed them, Ive barbecued them, Ive tried every sort of marinade. Just cant seem to get them tender.

The second cannibal asks, What kind of Missionary do you use?

The reply, You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and theyre sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads.

Ah, Ha! the second cannibal replies, No wonder – those are fryers!

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