Cat Funeral

A lady lost her cat, and took the cat in a little casket up to a big church and said, I want you to bury my cat. And they run her off. She went to another church, and they run her off. She took the cat to a Baptist church on the edge of town, and told the preacher she couldnt find anybody to hold a service for her dead cat. And the man talked to her bad.
How dare you think that we bury cats?

She said, Well, Im frustrated and Im prepared to give two thousand dollars to whoever gives a service for my cat. And the preacher said, Lady, why didnt you tell me your cat was a Baptist?

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