Is awarded to:





Bobby





In recognition of your obnoxious attitude, ability to piss people off, complete



asinine juvenile behavior and total dedication to personal gain without regard



to the many hardships you have forced upon friends, family and other during your



lifetime, you have become a legend in your own mind.



To recognize your upgrade from half-assed to complete asshole, gives all



concerned great satisfaction. If anyone, for any reason, doubts your status,



JUST BE YOURSELF!