Two men are occupying booths in a public toilet, when one calls to the other,

There is no toilet paper over here, do you have any over there?

The second man replies, No, sorry, I dont seem to have any, either.

The first man then asks, Well, do you have a magazine or newspaper?

The second man says, No, sorry!

The first man goes silent for a few moments, then inquires, Do you have change for a twenty?

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