The Top 8 Least Desirable Fortunes in a Fortune Cookie:

8. What, 3 servings of Moo Shoo Pork werent enough
for you, tubby?7. Your fullness will be short-lived. Like an hour, tops.6. Put all your money and jewelry in the egg roll and nobody gets hurt.5. Todays dog in alley is tomorrows moo goo gai pan.4. Patron who mocks waiters accent will unwittingly consume chefs bodily fluids.3. Man who look to stale cookie for advice probably make good busboy. Ask waitress for application.2. Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.1. Creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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