Two old men suffering from long term memory loss were sitting on the steps of the old-age home when an ice cream van drove past. Gee, said the first old codger. Id love an ice cream right now. Would you like me to get you one? asked the second old bloke. Are you joking? the first old fart snapped back. Youd forget my order straight away. No I wouldnt, replied the second. All right, then, said his mate. I want a double cone with mint ice cream and choc chips, and a cherry on top. The second old bloke repeated the order flawlessly. Five minutes later he walked back carrying two meat pies. The first old bloke looked at the pies in disgust then yelled, I knew I shouldve gone myself. You forgot the bloody sauce!