Three men walk into the CIA headquarters and ask to be hired. A man there replies, OK, but first we have to test your loyalty. He says to the first man: Heres a gun to prove your loyalty. We have your wife in the other room. Go shoot her.

So he goes in and he comes out fifteen minutes later and says: I tried, but I just can not do it.

The next guy goes in and the same thing happens.

Then the last guy goes in and sees his wife sitting there. The man who is testing him is waiting to here gunshots, and then he hears BANG… BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG. Then tons of crashing and banging. The man with the gun comes out, and the man who is testing him says,

Congratulations! You are now a member of the CIA, to which the man replies: Yea, great, thanks, but some idiot put blanks in the gun! I had to kill her with the chair!