Classic misdirection questions (for kids of all ages)

What things can you never eat at breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and supper.

Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
Answer: To hold his pants up.

Whats the main qualification for having a military funeral?
Answer: You must be dead.

Why does a chicken cross the street?
Answer: To reach the other side.

If a plane flying over the border of France and Italy crashes, where do you bury the survivors?
Answer: One does not bury survivors.

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