Inventions by Blondes…

1. The water-proof towel

2. Glow in the dark sunglasses

3. Solar powered flashlights

4. Submarine screen doors

5. A book on how to read

6. Inflatable dart boards

7. A dictionary index

8. Mechanical Pencil sharpeners

9. Powdered water

10. Pedal-powered wheel chairs

11. Waterproof tea bags

12. Watermelon seed sorter

13. Zero proof alcohol

14. Reuseable ice cubes

15. See-through toilet tissue

16. Skinless bananas

17. Do-it-yourself road map

18. Turnip ice cream

19. Toe implants

20. An all white flag

21. Rolls Royce pickup truck

22. Helicopter Ejector Seat