22
Jun
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.
As they read the menu, the waitress comes over and asks Clinton,
Are you ready to order? Clinton replies, Yes, Id like a
quickie!
A quickie?!? the waitress replies. Sir, given the past
situation of your personal life I dont think that is a good idea.
Ill come back when you are ready to order from the menu! She walks
away.
Gore leans over to Clinton and says, Its pronounced Quiche.