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Jan

College Courses for Women

1…Silence, the final frontier – Where no woman has gone before.

2…The undiscovered side of Banking – How to make deposits.

3…Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome – You dont need new shoes everyday.

4…Learn how not to inflict your Diets on other people.

5…Nag Nag Nag – how to overcome your tendency to be a fish wife.

6…An invitation to a party does not mean that you have to have a new outfit.

7…Man Management – Discover how the garbage can wait until after the game.

8…Personal Space – Leaving at least enough space in the bathroom cupboard for your partners toothbrush.

9…Valuation – Just because its not important to you.

10..Communication Skills I – Tears as the last resort and not the first.

11..Communication Skills II – How to think before speaking.

12..What he really wants – Is buying the right razor blades so difficult.

13..Driving a car safely – A skill you can also acquire.

14..Real women drink their share at a party.

15..Telephones – How to hang up.

16..Parking – Beginners Course.

17..Parking (Advanced) – Reversing into a parking space.

18..The Natural Habitat of the Towel – Why they prefer the floor.

19..Managing your weight – Its not water retention, its fat.

20..Learning to cook I – Bran in not food.

21..Learning to cook II – Bringing back bacon and eggs.

22..Compliments – How to accept them gracefully.

23..PMS – Your problem, not his.

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