Morris was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife Sherry, with a look of question on his face. Ill never understand why the biggest schmucks get the most attractive wives.

His wife replies, Why thank you, dear!

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