PCMCIA People Cant Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms





ISDN It Still Does Nothing





APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity





SCSI System Cant See It





DOS Defective Operating System





BASIC Bills Attempt to Seize Industry Control





IBM I Blame Microsoft





DEC Do Expect Cuts





CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months





OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.





WWW World Wide Wait





MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs





PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of



Mathematics





COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language





AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction





LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis





MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed





WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System





GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out





MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for)



Fools (&) Teenagers.