PCMCIA People Cant Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN It Still Does Nothing



APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity



SCSI System Cant See It



DOS Defective Operating System



BASIC Bills Attempt to Seize Industry Control



IBM I Blame Microsoft



DEC Do Expect Cuts



CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months



OS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.



WWW World Wide Wait



MACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs



PENTIUM Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics



COBOL Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language



AMIGA A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction



LISP Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis



MIPS Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed



WINDOWS Will Install Needless Data On Whole System



GIRO Garbage In Rubbish Out



MICROSOFT Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.