* It can be up or down. Its more fun when its up, but hard to get any real work done.

* If you dont apply protective measures, it can spread viruses.

* It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses- and confuses- yours.

* We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.

* If youre not careful, it can get you in big trouble.

* Some people have it, some dont

* People who have it would be devastated if it were cut off- and they think those who dont have it want it.

* People who dont have it may agree that its a nifty toy but think its not worth the fuss made about it.

* Once youve started playing with it, its hard to stop.

* Some people would play with it all day if they didnt have to work. Of course, some people do anyways!