25
Nov
An old man goes into the confessional and says to the priest, Father, Im 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren, and last night I had an affair with two 18 year old girls. I made love with both of them twice.
The priest said: Well, my son, when was the last time you were in confession?
Never Father, Im Jewish.
So then, why are you telling me?
Im telling everybody.