Could I See Just One?

A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell, and the wife answers.

Hi, is Tony home?

No, he went to the store.

Well, you mind if I wait?

No, come in.

They sit down and the friend says You know Nora, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. Id give you a hundred bucks if I could just see one.

Nora thinks about this for a second and figures what the hell – a hundred bucks. She opens her robe and shows one. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.

They sit there a while longer and Chris says They are so beautiful Ive got to see the both of them. Ill give you another hundred bucks if I could just see the both of them together.

Nora thinks about this and thinks what the hell, opens her robe, and gives Chris a nice long look. Chris thanks her, throws another hundred bucks on the table, and then says he cant wait any longer and leaves.

A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says You know, your weird friend Chris came over.

Tony thinks about this for a second and says Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?

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