Creation of Canada

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for 6 days. Eventually Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the 7th day. He inquired of God, Where have you been?God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards, through the clouds, Look Michael, look what Ive made.Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, What is it?Its a planet, replied God, and Ive put LIFE on it. Im going to call it EARTH and its going to be a great place of balance.Balance? inquired Michael, still confused.God explained, pointing to the different parts of EARTH, For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor. Over there, Ive placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. God continued, pointing to different countries, This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, Whats that one?Ah, said God, Thats Canada, the most glorious place on EARTH. Theres beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and theyre going to be found traveling the world. Theyll be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace.Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, What about balance, God? You said there will be balance?God replied wisely, Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards Im putting next to them.


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