Arbitrator ar-bi-tray-ter:

A cook that leaves Arbys to work at McDonalds.

Avoidable uh-voy-duh-buhl:

What a Italian bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney uh-lo-nee:

Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette urn-a-det:

The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize ur-gler-ize:

What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters kown-ter-fit-ers:

Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse e-klips:

What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper i-drop-ur:

A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes hee-rhos:

What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank left bangk:

What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty mis-tee:

How golfers create divots.

Paradox par-uh-doks:

Two physicians.

Parasites par-uh-sites:

What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist farm-uh-sist:

A helper on the farm.

Polarize po-lur-ize:

What penguins see with.

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