Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they cant see each other using sign language.
After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.
Honey, she signs, Why dont we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you dont want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time.
The husband thinks this is a great idea and signsback to his wife, Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time.
If you dont want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 100 times
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Aug
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- On the Beach
- Creative Writing
- 10 Things Men will not Say
- Alcohol, cigarettes, and sex.
- Penis holding
- F.A.Q. About Men (part 4)
- Condom Slogans
- Store it in the trunk
- 100 Reasons to be Gay
- How to Go Insane at School
- Dog Named Sex (Classic)
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