Socialism: You have two cows, you give one to your neighbour.
Communism: You have two cows, the government takes both and gives you the milk.
Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both and keeps the milk.
Naziism: You have two cows, the government takes both and shoots you.
Capitalism: You have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull.
Histadrut [General Federation of Labour] Rule: You have two cows, they take both, shoot one, milk the other, and spill the milk.