Old and New Jokes

Dennis Rodman finds a bottle on the beach and picks it up …suddenly a female genie appears from the bottle.

Master, I may grant you one wish. says the genie with a smile.



Hey, Bitch… dont you know who I am … I dont need no woman give me nuttin! barks Rodman.



The genie pleads…But Master I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to this bottle forever.



Dennis thinks a moment … then grumbling about the inconvenience of it all… he says Ok, ok … I wanna wake up with three women in my bed in the morning. So just do it! (giving the genie an evil glare) Now leave me alone! he screams.



So the annoyed genie says, So be it! and disappears back into the bottle.



Next morning, he wakes up with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton. His penis is gone, his leg is broken, and he has no health insurance.