Did you have an accident?

A man meets his friend in the street.

His friend is all cuts and bruises, bandages, black eyes, broken nose and using crutches.

He says What on earth happend to you? Did you have an accident?

Guys says No, it was caused by a cough

First bloke says A cough… How could a cough cause all those injuries

Guys says Well I was in this womans wardrobe…

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