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Jul

Dilberts

Dilberts Salary Theorem states that Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.

This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power. Postulate 2: Time is Money.

As every engineer knows: Power  = Work / Time

And since: Knowledge = Power And: Time  =  Money , It is therefore true that Knowledge = Work / Money Solving this equation for Money, we get: Money  =  Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of Work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.

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