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A womans husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:

Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:

1 – You cant beat me (as my first husband did).

2 – You cant run around on me (as my first husband did).

3 – You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasnt).

A few days later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door and a man without any arms and or legs is sitting in a wheel chair.

Can I help you? she says.

Im here about your ad in the paper.

Which ad is that?

The one looking for a husband.

She says, Uhm, well, there were certain criteria…

Yes, I know. Obviously, I could never beat you… I have no arms.

Well, yes, I see that… but there were other criteria.

And, as you can see, I could never run around on you… I have no legs.

Well, yes, thats true… but there was one other thing that is very important…

Ah, yes, well… how do you think I rang the door bell?

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