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A womans husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:
Widow looking for a new husband. To be considered, you must conform to these three criteria:
1 – You cant beat me (as my first husband did).
2 – You cant run around on me (as my first husband did).
3 – You MUST be good in bed (as my first husband wasnt).
A few days later, the doorbell rings. She opens the door and a man without any arms and or legs is sitting in a wheel chair.
Can I help you? she says.
Im here about your ad in the paper.
Which ad is that?
The one looking for a husband.
She says, Uhm, well, there were certain criteria…
Yes, I know. Obviously, I could never beat you… I have no arms.
Well, yes, I see that… but there were other criteria.
And, as you can see, I could never run around on you… I have no legs.
Well, yes, thats true… but there was one other thing that is very important…
Ah, yes, well… how do you think I rang the door bell?
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