08
Sep

Dirty words

A young couple got married & went on a cruise for their honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away. Well, darling, said her mom, how was the honeymoon?

Oh, mother, she replied, the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic, we had a terrific time! But, mother, as soon as we returned, Sam began using really horrible language… Stuff Id never heard before… Really terrible 4-letter words… Youve got to come get me and take me home… PLEASE MOTHER!

And the new bride began to sob over the telephone.

But honey, the mother countered, WHAT 4-letter words?

I cant tell you, mother, said the daughter, theyre too awful! COME GET ME, _P_L_E_A_S_E_ !!!

Darling daughter, you must tell me what has you so upset… Tell mother the 4-letter words!

Still sobbing, the bride said, Mother… its just terrible. Words like DUST… WASH… IRON… COOK.

Thanx to Anne Park.

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