A women has a doctors appt. and when she gets home she sees her husband of 20 years sitting on the couch. He notices a big smile on her face and asks her why she is so happy. She says Well Honey I had a Doctors appt. today and he said I had the breasts of a 20 year old…….So thats why I am so Happy! The husband replies What did he say about your 50 year old ass? The wife quickly respondes Actually Honey he never mentioned your name at all!