Donations (offensive to religious people)

3 religious men who have just hit the pot at the lottery wanted to thank God for their fortune.

The first said that he will take his money, draw a line on the earth and throw the money into the air. The money that will fall in the left side of the line will be a donation to his church and he will take the rest.

The second said that he will draw a circle and throw the money into the air, and what will fall inside is for God.

The third just decided to throw it into the air and let god catch his part.

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