Old and New Jokes

A guy and his wife walked into a bar one day, the wife takes a seat and the guy goes up to the bar.



The barman goes over to the guy and asks him what he wants, the guy replies, Ill have a bottle of bud and an orange juice for the jackass.



The barman looks at the guy puzzled but says nothing and gives the guy his drink. this happens twice more.



A couple of hours pass and the guy goes to the mens room and his wife goes up to the bar. This time she orders the drinks.



The barman gets the drinks and says, its probably none of my business, but I think you should know that your husband has been referring to you as the jackass. I just had to tell you because I dont think its very fair for him to call you that.



The woman turns to him and smiles and says…

Oh, dont worry, its ok – heaw, heaw, he always calls me that!