Yo mama is so fat…
she walked in front of the tv and i missed a two hour movie
every time she turns around its her birthday
the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs
i swerved around her and ran out of fuel
people run around her for marathon practise
i roll over 3 times and im still on the bitch
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scales
when she got on the scales it said one at a time please
when she tried again it said no live stock please
she gets a group discount at weight watchers
when she tried sunbaking, greenies started jumping around her yelling save the whale, save the whale
shes got more rolls than a bakery
her belt size is equator
she has her own gravity pull
when a bulldozer ran in to her she said who threw that pebble?
YO MAMAS so stupid…
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
it takes her 3 mins to cook 2 min noodles
YO MAMAS so poor…
when she was kickin a can down the street and i asked what ya doin? she said movin house
she hangs the toilet paper out to dry
when i was at her place i asked wheres the toilet? she said pick a corner
when i was at her place i asked whats for dinner? she stuck her foot on the table and said corn and jam
YO MAMAS so old…
when she reads the bible she reminices.
07
Aug