yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and i missed 2 commercials

yo mamas so stupid she thought a NFL quarterback was a refund

yo mamas so poor she was kickin a can down the street i asked her what she was doing and she said moving

jo mamas so fat she saw a school bus and chased it thinking it was a twinkie

your mamas so fat she got baptised at sea world

yo mamas so fat she tripped over k mart stumbled over walmart and landed right on target

yo mamas so fat she made my truck a low rider