This is a true story. Last night I was in a minor accident on the
highway. We both pulled off to the side and as soon as I smelled the other
guys breath it was obvious he had been smoking pot. When the cops finally
showed up, I told one of them this and he said, and just how do you know
what pot smells like? I told him I used to use it before I was nominated
to the Supreme Court.

Roy Smith, System Administrator
Public Health Research Institute