Drunk man in a bar

Thought For The Day:

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

…Sacha Guitry

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, he walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her.

She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, Im sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.

Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable asshole! she screamed.

Thats really odd, he muttered, You even sound exactly like her.

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