* Reading, Pa., county controller Judith Kraines complained at a commissioners meeting in January about having to type letters and do other business on a typewriter because her computer was old and no one had been able to get it to work for two years.

If we had a computer, she said, letters would go out faster.

Three days later, she announced that the computer she was complaining about in fact had not been plugged in to any electrical outlet and that when the plug was inserted and the computer was turned on, it worked fine.

[Reading Eagle-Times, 1-21-96]