A man started chasing his wife around the house with an egg beater. Thinking that this would be a kinky idea the wife agreed to try it out. While doing this the beater got stuck and the wife had to go to the hospital. When she got there she was shy and didnt want to be so bold about it so she told the doctor that her pussy had an egg beater stuck in it.
The doctor gave the wife an odd look and said, Well maybe you should take your cat to the vet miss!