Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?

A: Sir.

Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?

A: Anything you want, it cant hear you.

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?

A: To try to forget.

Q: Whats grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Q: Why did the Elephant stand on the marshmellow?

A: So she wouldnt fall in the hot chocolate.

Q: How do you get down from an elephant?

A: You dont, you get down from a duck.

Q: Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly?

A: Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin.

Q: Whats grey and white on the inside and red on the outside?

A: An inside out elephant.

Q: Whats grey and white on the inside and red and white on the outside?

A: Campbells Cream of Elephant soup.

Q: What is grey and not there.

A: No elephants.