A man comes home after a heavy nights drinking. His wife wont open
the door for him, so he starts hammering on it. She still wont let
him in, so he starts shouting. The neighbours are starting to notice,
so in an attempt to embarrass her, he starts singing at the top of his
voice:

I had her before she was married, I had her before she was married!

The top window immediately flies open, and his wife responds with equal
gusto:

And so did all of your mates!

Dave Horsfall (VK2KFU)
North Sydney AUSTRALIA