Enemies to the West

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting.

How are we faring? asks the king.

Sire, replies the knight, I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west.

What?! shrieks the king. I dont have any enemies to the west!

Oh, says the knight. Well, you do now.

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